Santa Suits

Cheap Santa Suits*

* Santa suits that are cheap AND suits for cheap Santas (heh).

This glorified felt-like garment is guaranteed to absorb blood, mud, puke, urine, phlegm and blows to the ribs by riot cops, all the while keeping you toasty warm.

Comes in Kringle red with artic white trimming. Supports both male and female carbon-based bipeds.

Special offers for the upcoming season will appear on this page soon!