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Santa EC2106Organizer | www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz8yJogJEEM Sat, 17th Dec, 2011 11:55 EST |
Santa GJ4289Organizer | www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKbrEbUc5fA&context=C3dfea41ADOEgsToPDskLSDJ9lpXAuQs0W563fpLj6 Fri, 16th Dec, 2011 22:44 EST |
Santa GJ4289Organizer | We're going to leave the bell ringin' and peace on earth to your granny... Santa is gonna paint the town RED! This is a santa themed pub crawl / flash mob, costumed, with the singing of naughty carols. Cafe Europa is the first stop @ 6:30, we will be playing in the snow shortly thereafter then moving on to other venues. ---/IMPORTANT/--- YOU MUST BRING!: 1. Your TICKET FOR ENTRY - Naughty Little CarolBook - posted on the website, PLEASE PRINT AND BRING. No cost, just the book. santacon.info/songbookGSO.html It’s a good idea to print several songbooks (tickets) for Santas that forget theirs. Bring as many as you can. If you work in an office, and can print off a bunch, PLEASE contact santaslittlehelper@santacon.info Thanks. 2. Gifts - NAUGHTY gifts to give grown ups; NICE stuff to give kids. Throwing coal at people is discouraged no matter who they are. Yes, that includes politicians and attorneys. 3. Fun toys, like hoops, etc. to play with! ... and maybe a Fruitcake. Venue List (with Naughty Carols! Times are estimates.): 6:30 Cafe Europa / Snow in Center City Park Pg. 14 - We Wish you a Merry REPEAT! - on patio Pg. 5 - Favorite Things - upon leaving Cafe Europa Pg. 11 - Santa is Invading your town - upon leaving le Park 8:00 Pour House Pg. 12 - Deck my balls! - upon entrance Pg. 6 - Let it flow - upon leaving 9:15 Churchills (band playing) Pg. 8 - Suck my balls - upon leaving, on Elm St. 10:15 Boiler Room Pg. 12 - Santa Rampage - upon entry Pg. 10 - Rudolph the Red Hosed Reindeer - upon leaving 11:00 Costume competition on Elm St. Pg. 13 - Walkin ‘round in Women’s Underwear - upon leaving 11:30 Bin33 Pg. 5 - Frosty the Cokehead - if appropriate, upon entrance Pg. 14 - Away on a bender - upon leaving 12:30 Unannounced Dancing Santa will not be paying cover to go to anywhere as long as you are with the group and you are dressed to impress (like Santa). If any venues turn out to be undesirable, Santa has already arranged an alternate plan. Twitter feed (this will provide GPS tracking for Santa during the event): twitter.com/GreensboroCon When you hear the phrase: HO HO HO SANTA LETS GO! That means we will leave the venue within 5 minutes. Pay your tab, get her number, go to the restroom and get out. FB Event page: www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=220744371332268 More venue information and meetup points will be posted here: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=40150311227 ---/IMPORTANT/--- In accordance with the general spirit of merriment, expect to stumble away red and rosy-cheeked: it'll be cold as balls and we'll be bringing our floggers! What is SantaCon?? 'Tis the season to be jolly, and I mean titillatingly jolly. Santa shall don festive and shockingly inappropriate garb. We will be raiding the streets, malls, and bars of Greensboro with a variety of strangely modified Santas created in their own self-image. We'll be giving gifts to strangers, drinking lots of beer, singing naughty Christmas carols, gifting hugs, sitting on laps, and providing a unique experience for Santa and all the muggles around him. ---/ Is Santa still reading? -- Onward HO HO HO! /--- SantaCon is your opportunity to be Santa! • You MUST dress like Santa santacon.info/Santa-Suits.html • You SHOULD ho-ho-ho around like Santa, • You OUGHT TO give out gifts like Santa and (of course) • YA GOTTA drink like Santa. Who's in charge? "SANTA." Who organized this event? "SANTA." Address every Santa as Santa, in the first, second, and third person, singular and plural. How did you get here? "A sleigh and eight tiny reindeer." Where are you going next? "I'm only allowed to tell you if you wear this hat and buy me a beer." What are you protesting? "Nothing, Santa's having a party" note: WE ARE NOT PROTESTERS!! We'd need a permit for that - and something serious to complain about... Is this some kind of political statement? No. It's fun. Remember fun? Watching Santa get drunk and obnoxious is fun. Babysitting Santa while they vomit in an alley is not. DON'T BE THAT SANTA. Have cash and tip! Bribery gets you everywhere! Credit Cards take longer and it takes long enough to serve all the Santas when we rush the bar. No Santa's left behind. Pick a few people you know and keep an eye out for them when it's time to move. Every Santa should have a few other Santa's they look out for. Santa is safer in numbers. What one Santa couldn't get away with, 50 can. Stick together Santa! Santa's that drink should make sure that they are also Santa's that can drive home, or make arrangements so that they don't need to. Dress the hell up! You don't have to dress as Santa proper. That's BORING! Variations of Santa-ness are deeply appreciated, both by those we bring joy to - as well as the other Santarchists! Variants of elves or reindeer or what-have-you are fine as well! Uphold the hallowed tradition of Never Washing the Suit. Please remember THE FOUR F%#KS: 1. Don't f*%k with kids. 2. Don't f@#k with cops. 3. Don't f$%k with security. 4. Don't f#@k with Santa. (yeah, it's okay to f@*k Santa, given s/he's consensual) If you have can volunteer, print song books, have pub or printing connections, ideas, comments, or ways to improve SantaCon Greensboro, PLEASE contact santaslittlehelper@santacon.info Thanks. Merry F@#king Christmas! And remember, Spread your Red! ~Santa Fri, 16th Dec, 2011 14:37 EST |
Santa Anon | yaaaay !!! lol CHAOOTIC ! img oing ot be the raindeer again .. watch out greensboro ! Mon, 21st Nov, 2011 14:03 EST |
Santa EC2106Organizer | The Facebook event has just been created. Invite all your friends. Sat, 19th Nov, 2011 12:16 EST |
Santa GJ4289Organizer | SantaCon Greensboro [2011] Saturday December 17, 2011 Cafe Europa @ 3:30 PM Venue information and meetup points will be posted here: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=40150311227 More info will be posted in the coming months. Thu, 17th Nov, 2011 22:12 EST |
Santa GJ4289Organizer | YES! SantaCon is going to Paint the town RED! Thu, 17th Nov, 2011 22:11 EST |
Santa EC2106Organizer | Yes, we are on the case. This year will be the biggest and best to date and it will be organized at the last minute in traditional chaotic style. Thu, 17th Nov, 2011 22:01 EST |
Santa BK0398 | Is it happening. IS IS happening? Thu, 17th Nov, 2011 15:56 EST |
Santa CM9961 | yaaaay shimmi is not ont he santa con website i agres with this celebrate merry drunkness :) Tue, 8th Nov, 2011 15:08 EST |
Santa GJ4289Organizer | SantaCon Greensboro [2011] Saturday December 17, 2011 Cafe Europa @ 3:30 PM Venue information and meetup points will be posted here: www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=40150311227 More info will be posted in the coming months. Mon, 24th Oct, 2011 18:30 EDT |
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