The 2010 Greensboro SantaCon
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Thu, 10th Dec, 2009 14:32 CST
We're going to leave the bell ringin' and peace on earth to your granny:
December 12th, 2009 Cafe Europa / Center City Park @ 3:30
3:30 - 4:30 Center City Park / Europa
4:30 - 7:20 Undisclosed Venues throughout town
7:20 - 8:00 Center City Park Special - Special Surprise
8:15 - ? Natty Greenes
? - on to Undisclosed Downtown Venues
In accordance with the general spirit of merriment, expect to stumble away red and rosy-cheeked: it'll be cold as balls and we'll be bringing our floggers.
What is SantaCon??
'Tis the season to be jolly, and I mean titillatingly jolly. Santa shall don festive and shockingly inappropriate garb. We will be raiding the streets, malls, and bars of Greensboro with a variety of strangely modified Santas created in their own self-image. We'll be giving gifts to strangers, drinking lots of beer, singing naughty Christmas songs, giving hugs, sitting on laps, and providing a unique experience for Santa and all the muggles around him.
Website:
http://www.santacon.info
Please Bring!!:
1. Dirty Little SongBook - posted on the website, please print and bring.
2. a Fruitcake
3. Gifts - Don't forget trinkets and small gifts for (preferably) naughty and nice passerbys.
4. Fun toys, like hoops, etc. to play with!
SANTACON FAQ
SantaCon is your opportunity to be Santa!
• You MUST dress like Santa,
• You SHOULD ho-ho-ho like Santa,
• You OUGHT TO give out gifts like Santa and (of course)
• YA GOTTA drink like Santa.
Is this some kind of political statement?
No. It's fun. Remember fun?
Who's in charge?
SANTA.
SANTA'S RULES:
• Santa doesn't talk to the press. "Ho-ho-ho" is good. "Publicity ho" is lame.
• Santa doesn't get arrested.
Please remember the:
THE FOUR f*#kS:
1. Don't f*#k with kids.
2. Don't f*#k with cops.
3. Don't f*#k with security.
4. Don't f*#k with Santa. (yeah, it's okay to f*#k Santa)
December 12th, 2009 Cafe Europa / Center City Park @ 3:30
3:30 - 4:30 Center City Park / Europa
4:30 - 7:20 Undisclosed Venues throughout town
7:20 - 8:00 Center City Park Special - Special Surprise
8:15 - ? Natty Greenes
? - on to Undisclosed Downtown Venues
In accordance with the general spirit of merriment, expect to stumble away red and rosy-cheeked: it'll be cold as balls and we'll be bringing our floggers.
What is SantaCon??
'Tis the season to be jolly, and I mean titillatingly jolly. Santa shall don festive and shockingly inappropriate garb. We will be raiding the streets, malls, and bars of Greensboro with a variety of strangely modified Santas created in their own self-image. We'll be giving gifts to strangers, drinking lots of beer, singing naughty Christmas songs, giving hugs, sitting on laps, and providing a unique experience for Santa and all the muggles around him.
Website:
http://www.santacon.info
Please Bring!!:
1. Dirty Little SongBook - posted on the website, please print and bring.
2. a Fruitcake
3. Gifts - Don't forget trinkets and small gifts for (preferably) naughty and nice passerbys.
4. Fun toys, like hoops, etc. to play with!
SANTACON FAQ
SantaCon is your opportunity to be Santa!
• You MUST dress like Santa,
• You SHOULD ho-ho-ho like Santa,
• You OUGHT TO give out gifts like Santa and (of course)
• YA GOTTA drink like Santa.
Is this some kind of political statement?
No. It's fun. Remember fun?
Who's in charge?
SANTA.
SANTA'S RULES:
• Santa doesn't talk to the press. "Ho-ho-ho" is good. "Publicity ho" is lame.
• Santa doesn't get arrested.
Please remember the:
THE FOUR f*#kS:
1. Don't f*#k with kids.
2. Don't f*#k with cops.
3. Don't f*#k with security.
4. Don't f*#k with Santa. (yeah, it's okay to f*#k Santa)
Wed, 9th Dec, 2009 17:37 CST
meeting there first or is it still at cafe europa?
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Tue, 8th Dec, 2009 19:45 CST
GSOC Member SantaCon participants should meet at 2:15 pm in the Lobby Bar at the Marriott Downtown (304 N. Greene St.) on Saturday 12/12/09 for our preliminary tour of Greensboro's finest Assisted Living resorts for Christmas Caroling and gift giving before our night on the town. RSVP to gsoski@triad.rr.com for a reserved seat on the tour bus !
Thu, 3rd Dec, 2009 14:13 CST
We're going to leave the bell ringin' and peace on earth to your granny: we're getting thoroughly smashed (and tinseled). Whether it's egg nog, christmas punch, or straight whiskey, you know you can't resist.
December 12th, 2009 Cafe Europa / Center City Park @ 3:30
Other Meetup Locations are TBA
In accordance with the general spirit of merriment, expect to stumble away red and rosy-cheeked: it'll be cold as balls and we'll be bringing our floggers.
What is SantaCon??
'Tis the season to be jolly, and I mean titillatingly jolly. Santa shall don festive and shockingly inappropriate garb. We will be raiding the streets, malls, and bars of Greensboro with a variety of strangely modified Santas created in their own self-image. We'll be giving gifts to strangers, drinking lots of beer, singing naughty Christmas songs, giving hugs, sitting on laps, and providing a unique experience for Santa and all the muggles around him.
Website:
http://www.santacon.info
Please Bring!!:
1. Dirty Little SongBook - posted on the website, please print and bring.
2. a Fruitcake
3. Gifts - Don't forget trinkets and small gifts for (preferably) naughty and nice passerbys.
4. Fun toys, like hoops, etc. to play with!
SANTACON FAQ
SantaCon is your opportunity to be Santa!
• You MUST dress like Santa,
• You SHOULD ho-ho-ho like Santa,
• You OUGHT TO give out gifts like Santa and (of course)
• YA GOTTA drink like Santa.
Is this some kind of political statement?
No. It's fun. Remember fun?
Who's in charge?
SANTA.
SANTA'S RULES:
• Santa doesn't talk to the press. "Ho-ho-ho" is good. "Publicity ho" is lame.
• Santa doesn't get arrested.
Please remember the:
THE FOUR f#*kS:
1. Don't f#*k with kids.
2. Don't f#*k with cops.
3. Don't f#*k with security.
4. Don't f#*k with Santa. (yeah, it's okay to f#*k Santa)
Optionally: Bring unwrapped new toy donations to be redistributed to local families this holiday season. We will donate these to the Salvation Army of Greensboro and their Christmas Assistance efforts.
December 12th, 2009 Cafe Europa / Center City Park @ 3:30
Other Meetup Locations are TBA
In accordance with the general spirit of merriment, expect to stumble away red and rosy-cheeked: it'll be cold as balls and we'll be bringing our floggers.
What is SantaCon??
'Tis the season to be jolly, and I mean titillatingly jolly. Santa shall don festive and shockingly inappropriate garb. We will be raiding the streets, malls, and bars of Greensboro with a variety of strangely modified Santas created in their own self-image. We'll be giving gifts to strangers, drinking lots of beer, singing naughty Christmas songs, giving hugs, sitting on laps, and providing a unique experience for Santa and all the muggles around him.
Website:
http://www.santacon.info
Please Bring!!:
1. Dirty Little SongBook - posted on the website, please print and bring.
2. a Fruitcake
3. Gifts - Don't forget trinkets and small gifts for (preferably) naughty and nice passerbys.
4. Fun toys, like hoops, etc. to play with!
SANTACON FAQ
SantaCon is your opportunity to be Santa!
• You MUST dress like Santa,
• You SHOULD ho-ho-ho like Santa,
• You OUGHT TO give out gifts like Santa and (of course)
• YA GOTTA drink like Santa.
Is this some kind of political statement?
No. It's fun. Remember fun?
Who's in charge?
SANTA.
SANTA'S RULES:
• Santa doesn't talk to the press. "Ho-ho-ho" is good. "Publicity ho" is lame.
• Santa doesn't get arrested.
Please remember the:
THE FOUR f#*kS:
1. Don't f#*k with kids.
2. Don't f#*k with cops.
3. Don't f#*k with security.
4. Don't f#*k with Santa. (yeah, it's okay to f#*k Santa)
Optionally: Bring unwrapped new toy donations to be redistributed to local families this holiday season. We will donate these to the Salvation Army of Greensboro and their Christmas Assistance efforts.
Sat, 13th Dec, 2008 9:59 CST
Use this instead:
122 N Elm St
Greensboro, NC 27401
122 N Elm St
Greensboro, NC 27401
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Sat, 13th Dec, 2008 9:58 CST
wait... tha's wrong
In response to...
Sat, 13th Dec, 2008 9:58 CST
Center City Park
620 S Elm St
Greensboro, NC 27406
620 S Elm St
Greensboro, NC 27406
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- Three or more line breaks will be reduced to two line breaks.
- Most important: Have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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We have free SoCo & Lime shooters for the first 20 Santas at Cafe Europa starting at 3:30 (you have to order them through Ian).
There are three opportunities to meet:
3:30 - 4:30 Cafe Europa (we are leaving at 4:30 sharp)
7:20 - 8:00 Center City Park (Special Surprise Event)
8:15 - 9:20 Natty Greene's (Santa can eat dinner here)
All other venues are secret so you either have to be with us or have a santa's phone # to call (but note that some venues may be too noisy to hear a phone ring).
Your organizing committee have been working hard to make this event a big success and you will not have to pay cover at any venue provided you are dressed for the occasion.