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The 2010 Portland SantaCon
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Sat, 26th Dec, 2009 14:36 CST
don't want to be grabbed-don't GO!! to santacon---
simple fix!
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Tue, 22nd Dec, 2009 10:45 CST
cheese with you wine?
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Mon, 21st Dec, 2009 14:39 CST
Whichever Santa grabbed me in front of that bar at 11PM. f#$k You Motherf#$ker! When I say let go and you didn't... I don't give a f#$k how drunk you are. Your a##@#%e type does this every year and today I wish I could show you exactly how well the army trained me to f#$k you up. But alas we are both safe from that today. So f#$k You Santa. Come back next year, be a MOTHER f#$kING a##@#%e, and the evil KLOWN will never come back. Sorry PDX I'm done. KLOWN
Mon, 21st Dec, 2009 10:59 CST
Didn't you get the memo? I'll have my secretary forward that to you. Mmmmmkay?
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Sun, 20th Dec, 2009 17:14 CST
mwahahahahahaha santacon hahaha
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Sat, 19th Dec, 2009 13:18 CST
WHERE THE HELL IS THE MEETING SPOT FOR SANTACON??? THIS IS BS??? IT'S 20 MINUTES TILL THE START TIME & THE LOCATION IS TBD??? WTF!!!
Mon, 21st Dec, 2009 10:58 CST
Oh and if you and all your buddies show up with booze flasks dressed as Santa, and you can't find something entertaining to do- the problem doesn't lie with some guy with a megaphone. Jesus dude, grow a pair and take initiative. You have an entire city in front of you.
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Mon, 21st Dec, 2009 10:56 CST
Dear Everyone,
This was never a public event. It was a Cacophony society event to begin with, that got f##ked up by public interaction the last couple years. Our event was just fine until the fratboys showed up and the police started hassling us. Now we just want it to be a Caco event and folks won't stop trying to crash it. If you have never done any other Caco event, you wouldn't know the people to ask where the start point is. And for the love of gawd, we are a society dedicated to PRANKING. If you get butthurt because we pranked YOU- then you obviously don't get it and we're better off without you. Last year we pranked you and you STILL don't get that we don't want you. Start your own event. Others have and it worked great.
This was never a public event. It was a Cacophony society event to begin with, that got f##ked up by public interaction the last couple years. Our event was just fine until the fratboys showed up and the police started hassling us. Now we just want it to be a Caco event and folks won't stop trying to crash it. If you have never done any other Caco event, you wouldn't know the people to ask where the start point is. And for the love of gawd, we are a society dedicated to PRANKING. If you get butthurt because we pranked YOU- then you obviously don't get it and we're better off without you. Last year we pranked you and you STILL don't get that we don't want you. Start your own event. Others have and it worked great.
Mon, 21st Dec, 2009 10:47 CST
A pleasure to serve you. Please forward all complaints to our complaint department @ WeCare
1 White House Dr.
Washington DC
After all, we're here for you.
1 White House Dr.
Washington DC
After all, we're here for you.
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Sun, 20th Dec, 2009 17:12 CST
don't drive from roseburg
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Sat, 19th Dec, 2009 16:56 CST
Are you kidding? Location is all over twitter.
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Sat, 19th Dec, 2009 15:39 CST
drove 3 hrs from roseburg for this, and location not disclosed. thanks alot a-hole.
Mon, 21st Dec, 2009 10:45 CST
The same d@**hebag that didn't want your frat boy ass to come to our event. See you next year in Hillsboro.
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Sun, 20th Dec, 2009 17:12 CST
notchoo
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Sat, 19th Dec, 2009 15:38 CST
this is crap. thanks for disclosing the meeting place. if you wanted to keep the cops from knowing, you did a hell of a job. what fukin d#%#he was in charge of this thing???!!
Mon, 21st Dec, 2009 10:44 CST
Bwahahahahahaha!
You never gave money to the Portland Cacophony you f**king idiot. WE DON'T HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT, WE AREN'T A NON-PROFIT, AND WE DON'T HAVE AN OFFICE. If you ever gave any money to anyone- they used it on beer. We quit sending out newsletters eight years ago. You gave some enterprising person beer money for years. Hahahahahaha!
You never gave money to the Portland Cacophony you f**king idiot. WE DON'T HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT, WE AREN'T A NON-PROFIT, AND WE DON'T HAVE AN OFFICE. If you ever gave any money to anyone- they used it on beer. We quit sending out newsletters eight years ago. You gave some enterprising person beer money for years. Hahahahahaha!
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